Primin' like Optimus, Batman goes H.A.M. on the field, unseen until he gets a huge book-end. Coocoo for tig ole bitties, dollar slices, AND cocoa puffs. Watch out though, he's not afraid to whip out his junk in team photos or throw 60-yard hammers to absolutely nobody. Also, don't challenge him to a shotgun, just ask the USC captain.