The leader of the bunch at the ripe age of 26, Brownlow can usually be found by identifying the guy with his palm pressed firmly against his forehead after a rookie cuts from the middle of the stack. Brownlow is our newly elected captain for next year and is also the spearhead of the "Brownlow's Buddies" line. When he isn't laying down wisdom for the youngins, Brownlow enjoys STRETCHING and obliterating dollar slices (HA CHA CHA CHA!!!). Ask him about how he proposed to his wife, I haven't cried that hard since I saw the Notebook. Oh and he just got married and Studs didn't get invited to the wedding, WTF.