Thomas "Lorax" Loar

Thomas comes from Pendleton, right down the street from Clemson. Despite having a father who has gone to the world championships of ultimate, this was his first year playing. Originally nicknamed 'Ivan Drago' for his stunning resemblance to the Rocky IV villain, it's pretty clear that he has never skipped leg day... or arm day... or any day in the gym, ever. His speed is rivaled only by Paul Fang. Also, he speaks for the trees (but not to the ladies).