The emotional loose cannon of Clemson Ultimate. Stick legged, and clumsy, Bambi hails from a forest in a small town in Massachusetts called Lakeville. With a background in Mock Trial, Debate, and High School ultimate, Bambi enjoys harassing the other team with incessant calls, and playing a fundamentally sound, intelligent game. When asked what he likes to do in his free time, he responded, "Watching ultimate on the internet, blacking out and attending university events, and hooking up with random girls from other schools' women's teams." He knows how to make a mean homemade macaroni and cheese, but that's the only thing he knows how to make. Favorite foods include pizza, canolis, grass, and clover. He is looking forward to his final two years at Clemson, and hopes desperately to find a Thumper (its Hunter). *If you are still reading this novel that Bambi wrote about himself, I applaud you.